Friday, November 13, 2009

This pretty much sums things up!

Thanks to Christine for forwarding this to me!

*        If a conservative doesn't like guns, he
doesn`t buy one.
*        If a liberal doesn't like gun s, he feels
that no one should have one.

*        If a conservative is a vegetarian, he
doesn`t eat meat..
*        If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat
products for everyone.

*        If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he
thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
*        A liberal wonders how to surrender
gracefully and still look good.

*        If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly
leads his life.
*        If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly
demands legislated respect.

*        If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,
they see themselves as independently successful.
*        Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

*        If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.
*        A liberal wonders who is going to take care
of him.

 *        If a conservative doesn't like a talk show
host, he switches channels.
 *        Liberals demand that those they don't like
be shut down.

*        If a conservative is a non-believer, he
doesn't go to church.
*        A liberal non-believer wants any mention of
God or religion silenced.

*        If a conservative decides he needs health
care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
*        A liberal demands that the rest of us pay
for his.      

*        A conservative will forward this to all his
friends.
*        A liberal will try to have it banned from
the Internet.